Privacy Policy

Effective date: February 7, 2026

This Privacy Policy explains how 1 Million Idiots ("we", "us", "our") collects, uses, and shares information when you visit or purchase from 1millionidiots.com (the "Service").

Information We Collect

We collect the information you provide directly, such as your email address, name, and optional gift message. We also collect information necessary to process payments (handled by our payment processor).

We may collect basic technical data about your device and usage of the Service (such as browser type and approximate location) to keep the Service running and improve it.

How We Use Information

We use your information to provide and operate the Service, fulfill purchases, send transactional emails (such as certificates or links), and respond to support requests.

Sharing

We share information with service providers who help us run the Service, including payment processing and email delivery. These providers only receive the information needed to perform those services.

Data Retention

We retain information as long as needed to provide the Service, comply with legal obligations, and resolve disputes.

Your Choices

You can opt out of non-essential emails using the unsubscribe link in our messages. You may contact us to request access, correction, or deletion of your personal information.

Contact

Questions about this Privacy Policy? Contact us at hello@1millionidiots.com.